Some things

There is only one brunette in this city that I am very attracted to.

Cheesy-ranch Chex mix isn't that good.

Cheez-its aren't as good as they were when I was young. There might be too much cheese. The name is awesome though... I love it when Bender says "Cheese it."

This is Thanksgiving right now. I'm thankful that I have 3 hours less driving than I did the last 7 years.

Why do I function so much better when I'm in love?

I can't stop thinking about vampires playing baseball.

Glideburns

Snow

It's really pretty outside right now. Go look!

Quote of the Night

"Parent shit used to make kids want to smoke dope. Now, kid shit makes parents want to smoke dope."

Oh wow, this makes a TON of sense.

Yes, I am a Cancer.

Hot and Cold, Pt. 2

I feel like it's way easier to make things hot than cold. For instance, if I were to hand you a room-temperature object, you could raise it's temperature by 10 degrees much easier than you could cool it by 10 degrees. Friction would be probably be the most simple way to raise an object's temperature, and I guess there are other (non-manmade) ways of raising an objects temp.

The only way I can think to lower an object's temperature is to get it wet and then blow on it to make the water evaporate. But that's so hard.

Help me, America.

Nov. 5th

Today is the 5th day of November.

I hope I get pardoned in the coming months.

Also, I have had my windows open. For three days. In November. In Minnesota.

I keep trying to upload pictures that are too awesome for the internet. Sorry.

Riddle Me This

If Randy Crouton dressed up as transvestite robot porn star, he would change his name to a comment on this blog entry.