Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Hey Ricky, You're So Fine

Apparently Ricky Williams, RB for the Miami Dolphins, was "tempted" to smoke weed last weekend, says the Associated Press.

This is soooooooooooooooo newsworthy.





P.S. Ricky... lemme know if/when you wanna.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Help A Cat Out!

Today I saw a man standing on the corner of Hennepin and Lagoon with his face painted like a cat. He was holding up a sign that said "Help A Cat Out!"

The best part is that he wasn't saying anything... he just "meowed" at people. It was pretty creepy.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

How cool am i?

Well, I drove my car half a block from my house and am sitting in it so I can steal the internet.

I had to see the video clips from the Twins game! WOOHOO

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Capt. Deadbeard

Last weekend I told someone that maybe I wouldn't shave for awhile. I used to shave once every couple weeks and I was told that my scruffyness looked nice. Lately, however, I wanna shave every couple days.

Today I woke up with the thought that perhaps the Beard is dead. It's had a good run of about 4-5 years of immense popularity, but now I think it's back to clean shaven faces with gentle mustaches.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Songwriting 101, Chapter 1: How It Should Work

1. Get Laid
2. Write a song about the experience.
3. Play/Record the song.
4. Get laid a bunch if the song is good.
5. Write more songs and get laid more.

And if you start out with a cover song, you can skip step 1.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Great Idea Again

Touchscreen temperature and pressure controls for showers and sinks!!!