Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Long time.

Wow, my neighbors suck. They're moving out soon. I hope that someday when they're throwing their garbage out the window into my parking space that they accidentally throw each other out the window, as they are far more filthy than the condoms, washcloths, socks, sardine tins, and tonight's potato that fell two stories. The potato was actually on the hood of my car. That's a first. Great aim.

This is my hummus recipe:

1 29 oz can of chickpeas (drain, but save 1/2 cup of liquid to add to hummus)

1/4 cup olive oil

1/4 cup tahini

juice of 1/2 lemon

1 tbs crushed red pepper

1 tsp cumin

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp black pepper

3-4 cloves of garlic, sauteed


Food process the fuck out of it. Don't all the chickpeas in at once cuz it can be hard on your appliance.


XO