Q: What's so cool about staying up late?

A: Not very much. I can't think of many things that are more fun at 4am than 4pm. Drinking? No way... there aren't many happy hours at 4am. Sex? Hell no. Riding a bicycle? While it's fun to ride in the dark, it's not very safe. Eating? There aren't many good restaurants open at 4am and food seems to not digest too well at this hour. Movies? You don't finish them, and you definitely can't go to a theater. Shopping? Internet shopping offers some of the best deals, but I can't bring myself to by clothes online, because I have no idea how they'll fit. Staying up late is not very cool.