Poor Michael

I'm really sad that people are upset about Michael Phelps smoking pot.

I mean, I guess there are some young kids who look up to him, and I would never encourage a minor to smoke drugs, but kids are gonna do what kids are gonna do.

I don't think anyone other than parents and goody-two-shoe kids and old people are mad about this.

I bet he's gotten laid before. And he got arrested for DUI I think.

He's just some dumb freakjock bro who likes to party once in a rare while.

Ugh.